Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
I never got the crusts cut off my PB & J. I just don’t look at family the way you do.
"I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some… kisses”
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
probs because his mother died in a fire
Don’t blame satan. It was Azazel.
Only in this fandom could you say ‘don’t blame satan’ and not look crazy
I mean how can you not love this face…
My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.